Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.89 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 5:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm pretty good at the Tokyo drift, obviously.

I've been working on my Texas drift.

That's where I get distracted by my phone,

and my car goes in the other lane.

[Bit 2]

Israel is fighting Palestine.

I think they're on season three.

When did the dragons come out, huh?

They're on a midget or something.

[Bit 3]

I can't wait to find out how to strap a fleshlight to a Roomba,

'cause then it's over for you, hoes.

[Bit 4]

All these fuckin' feminists say that we have to be attracted to fat women now.

Why, so they can accuse us of rape, too?

Nowadays, it's considered rude if you don't rape a fat chick.

You got to rape him.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Tokyo drift is like distracted driving because both involve cars sliding sideways.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI'm pretty good at the Tokyo drift, obviously.

setupI've been working on my Texas drift.

setupThat's where I get distracted by my phone,

punchlineand my car goes in the other lane.