Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 7:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was cackling the other day, uh...

and I was like, "Here, can you get a...

It never works.

That was like, hey, get that ass over here.

[Bit 2]

Last summer, I moved here from Virginia.

Before I moved, they passed the porn ban law.

That and they just passed it here in Texas.

This law keeps following me around.

I don't know what I did.

I don't know who to blame.

I think it's my parents.

I think I'm 18 and older, down there, you know?

[Bit 3]

My sister has kids, and they have that energy.

I learned that energy comes from food.

So I babysit, I starve them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Catcalling with unclear speech could be ineffective flirting.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI was cackling the other day, uh...

setupand I was like, "Here, can you get a...

punchlineIt never works.

tagThat was like, hey, get that ass over here.