Keegan Carmichael

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.67 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·1.07 punch density·0.67 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 28:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

A guy stole my wallet.

He's like, ha ha, I have your wallet.

I was like, ha ha, you have 8K of credit card debt.

Start paying it back, you bum.

[Bit 2]

Hey, you get cheese on a burrito, it's free.

Queso, it's extra.

So I'll take it in English.

I can't afford a bilingual burrito.

Just make it in a language that's cost effective.

[Bit 3]

My sister is vegan.

On Thanksgiving, she eats alone.

[Bit 4]

Hey, I saw a sign, it said,

"In case of fire, use stairs."

Fuck that, let's use water.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Stealing a wallet could be inheriting the owner's credit card debt along with the cash.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupA guy stole my wallet.

setupHe's like, ha ha, I have your wallet.

punchlineI was like, ha ha, you have 8K of credit card debt.

tagStart paying it back, you bum.