Pat O'Neill

Golden Ticket

Career avg·5.60 bits/set·5.80 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.49 tag density·5 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Folks, started doing that thing

where you choke yourself while you masturbate.

You guys have heard about this, the cinnamon challenge.

[Bit 2]

Last time I did that, I was watching some midget porn.

At least I hope.

[Bit 3]

Got a big porn crowd here?

All right, most of you are either Amish or liars.

[Bit 4]

And watching too much of that stuff growing up,

I think it gave me unrealistic expectations of women.

You know?

Like thinking lesbians would be pretty.

Rarely the case.

[Bit 5]

I dated a Jewish girl once, ended up being a lesbian.

The old double Ike.

- Quarter of the LGBT Jew.

[Bit 6]

You know, the ancient Jews, as legend has it,

they saw Jesus Christ at the Last Supper

picking up the tab for 12 other dudes

and were like, "He must be God.

We have to kill him."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating could be reframed as the cinnamon challenge.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Folks, started doing that thing

setupwhere you choke yourself while you masturbate.

punchlineYou guys have heard about this, the cinnamon challenge.