Pat O'Neill on Kill Tony
5 sets·5.60 bits/set·5.80 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.49 tag density
About Pat O'Neill's sets
Pat O'Neill has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #758 (3 Mar 2026) and the latest on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
Pat O'Neill won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Pat O'Neill has performed for guest panels including Shane Gillis, James Mccann, Ari Shaffir and Luis J Gomez.
Pat O'Neill averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Pat O'Neill's punch density went from 0.36 in the first set to 0.44 in the latest.
On average Pat O'Neill follows each punchline with 0.49 tags.
Of the 29 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 13 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (7).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #768 | 19 May 2026 | Shane Gillis, James Mccann | 4 | 0.44 | 0.00 |
| KT #767 | 12 May 2026 | Ari Shaffir, Luis J Gomez, Peyton Ruddy | 6 | 0.47 | 0.33 |
| KT #766 | 5 May 2026 | Sam Tallent | 7 | 0.56 | 0.29 |
| KT #765 | 28 Apr 2026 | Dustin Poirier, Ari Matti | 6 | 1.67 | 1.50 |
| KT #758 | 3 Mar 2026 | Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace | 5 | 0.36 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Pat O'Neill's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
Last weekend, she got so drunk, she threw up on my cock.
Yeah, so next time, I'm just going to let her sleep.
- I was telling that story last night and this woman in the crowd called me toxic. I was like, that's pretty rich coming from somebody
that bleeds out of their goddamn crotch.
KT #76712 May 2026
And watching too much of that stuff growing up, I think it gave me unrealistic expectations of women.
Like thinking lesbians would be pretty.
Rarely the case.
I dated a Jewish girl once, ended up being a lesbian.
The old double Ike.
- Quarter of the LGBT Jew.
KT #7665 May 2026
My son just came out as trans. Well, shouldn't call him my son anymore.
Now that he's dead to me,
what do you call a little person with ADHD?
That's right, a fidget.
KT #76528 Apr 2026
Found my ex on that other app, Google Maps,
got you bitch, fucking try and run for me.
Ugh.
Dummy.
I cheated on her like she was a math test
with a Chinese boy, but you know, that's college for you.
KT #7583 Mar 2026
'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman, inspired by his paralyzing fear of bats. So I guess then my superhero name would be...
Black Man.
And considering how many of these superheroes get their power from radiation,
not nearly enough of them are Japanese.