2026-03-10

Set 5 · Episode 759

Luke Aaron

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.47 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 1:08:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

>> All right, I'm from Wisconsin.

And most people don't know much about Wisconsin,

other than that we have cheese.

And believe it or not, I did work at a cheese factory.

I was one of the guys that made sure

all the Swiss cheese had holes in it.

No, just kidding.

I wish that was my job.

My job was actually making sure those guys stayed hard.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of hard, being an adult is hard.

Like as a kid, everything felt like an adventure

and now everything just kind of feels like a responsibility.

Like I get stressed out even just leaving my house.

I'm like, am I on time?

Did I turn off the oven?

Did I pay rent, phone, wallet, keys, micro penis?

All right, I'm good to go.

No, but I'm just kidding.

It's actually not that small.

The last time I had sex,

she said that it was perfect size.

At least I think that's what she would have said,

but I don't speak squirrel.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Stayed hard" can mean sexually aroused or physically rigid on the job.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup>> All right, I'm from Wisconsin.

setupAnd most people don't know much about Wisconsin,

setupother than that we have cheese.

setupAnd believe it or not, I did work at a cheese factory.

setupI was one of the guys that made sure

setupall the Swiss cheese had holes in it.

setupNo, just kidding.

setupI wish that was my job.

punchlineMy job was actually making sure those guys stayed hard.