KT #759 - JOE LIST + STEVE RANNAZZISI
2026-03-10
Set 1 · Episode 759
Rock Turner
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.35 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 9:13 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Who knows how big their dad's dick is?
Right?
We should know that kind of information
for the ones of us that do.
This shit's fucking crazy.
My dad hated wearing clothes.
And like, my dad, I know how big his dad,
my dad's dick is.
It's seared in my brain.
It's right there right now.
Hey, I see you.
Unfortunately, he was a nudist because he had a big dick.
My dad's dick was so big, it had abs.
It had a Netflix account, paid its own bills.
It was the only one of us that he was proud of.
[Bit 2]
It's better than mom though.
You imagine your mom leaning over to wake you up
for school in the morning,
Her left tit grazes your forehead.
"Honey, time to get up.
Mom, get your tits out of my face.
I'm not six months anymore."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A father's penis becomes so extreme that it pays bills.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupWho knows how big their dad's dick is?
setupRight?
setupWe should know that kind of information
setupfor the ones of us that do.
setupThis shit's fucking crazy.
setupMy dad hated wearing clothes.
setupAnd like, my dad, I know how big his dad,
setupmy dad's dick is.
setupIt's seared in my brain.
setupIt's right there right now.
punchlineUnfortunately, he was a nudist because he had a big dick.
tagMy dad's dick was so big, it had abs.
tagIt had a Netflix account, paid its own bills.
tagIt was the only one of us that he was proud of.