William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.56 punch density·2.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:28:16 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Jeremy Renner is in critical condition

after the snowplow he was using ran over his leg.

Wait, I thought that guy was like a superhero or something.

I thought that guy was like a hock or something.

[Bit 2]

I've actually had a pretty bad week.

I just found out I'm not gonna be playing Gary Glitter

in his new Family Channel bio.

He's like a convicted sex person in England at some point.

[Bit 3]

Mississippi just executed a convicted murderer and rapist.

His last meal was fried pork chops,

sweet potatoes covered in butter,

and peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream.

Can you even imagine the cholesterol in all that?

Holy shit.

Holy shit, it's like nobody ever taught him to eat clean.

I mean, what's going--

at least he's gonna be full when he enters the gates of hell.

I'm sure Barbara Walters and Pope Benedict XVI

will be right there to greet him.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Marvel superhero being felled by his own snowplow implies invincibility, but reveals mundane vulnerability.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupJeremy Renner is in critical condition

setupafter the snowplow he was using ran over his leg.

punchlineWait, I thought that guy was like a superhero or something.

tagI thought that guy was like a hock or something.