2025-09-16

Set 7 · Episode 735

Ronaldo Mercado

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.14 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So guys, I've lived here,

I've lived in Austin for about a year now.

I haven't been able to fit in yet.

Oh dear, for everybody here, they're hot.

People look good.

They care about diet, exercise.

Ugh.

That's why I like the rest of Texas.

I fit in in the rest of Texas.

Here in Austin, I wear an extra large.

I'll admit that this is an extra large t-shirt.

I weigh 225.

You can see my belly.

I wanna put my hands in the air.

Fuck you guys, I don't care.

Okay?

In Austin, this is fat, but in the rest of Texas,

I look pretty good, okay?

When I go down to San Antonio, I'm petite, okay?

[Bit 2]

I was here in Austin, I had to ride a limescooter last week.

I'm not proud of it, but I did.

I had to be somewhere fast and I was on my limescooter.

And it's a bad look.

You can admit that, the limescooter is a bad look.

This,

bing, bing.

It's a bad look.

But I had to ride on out of necessity.

When I was on my limescooter,

another dude rode past me on his limescooter.

And when he rode past me, he looked me in the eyes

and he gave me one of those.

Like it was a fucking Jeep thing.

Like we were in a club together.

Don't do that, okay?

Look, if you give somebody a little wave on a motorcycle,

hell's angels.

You give them a wave on a limescooter,

Charlie's angels.

It's a lot different.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“225 pounds could be petite.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- So guys, I've lived here,

setupI've lived in Austin for about a year now.

setupI haven't been able to fit in yet.

setupOh dear, for everybody here, they're hot.

setupPeople look good.

setupThey care about diet, exercise.

setupThat's why I like the rest of Texas.

setupI fit in in the rest of Texas.

setupHere in Austin, I wear an extra large.

setupI'll admit that this is an extra large t-shirt.

setupI weigh 225.

setupYou can see my belly.

setupI wanna put my hands in the air.

setupFuck you guys, I don't care.

setupIn Austin, this is fat, but in the rest of Texas,

setupI look pretty good, okay?

punchlineWhen I go down to San Antonio, I'm petite, okay?