Sean Stewart

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.60 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 13:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, drink one for me.

I've been sober nine months now.

Yeah, don't worry, I still do drugs.

[Bit 2]

But I have found a loophole to drinking,

or I can still drink without drinking.

You guys heard of boofing?

Right?

I shoved a buzz ball up my ass last week.

It didn't work.

You gotta open it first.

I really wish I would have found it out

before I put a second one up there.

I just thought I had a really high tolerance.

Now, there are benefits to boofing, though.

There are benefits to boofing.

One, you get drunk faster.

Two, you save money.

And three, I get to come.

I don't know if you guys can tell I'm not very good with women.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Nine months sober implies total sobriety, but reveals drugs are still on the table.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, drink one for me.

setupI've been sober nine months now.

punchlineYeah, don't worry, I still do drugs.