William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

I look like the love child of Triple H and Carrot Top

after a passionate night of hot, steamy steroids.

[Bit 2]

Let's give it up for Kill Tony's very own Cam Patterson

for joining the cast of "Saturday Night Live."

My question is, did Saturday Night Live not see any of Cam's minutes on Kill Tony?

Like, is he gonna get fired the first episode or the second episode when he screams the N-word for no reason?

I love Cam but screaming the N-word is one of the least offensive things he said on Kill Tony.

Like, imagine his reaction when he learns a little bit more about Bo and Yang.

This N-word is gay AND Asian? Oh hell nah!

[Bit 3]

And I'm not gonna lie, I'd love to be invited to join Saturday Night Live

if Stephen Hawking invented a diamond scene to the 90s!

[Bit 4]

Meanwhile, Red Band's dumbass is still waiting

to get a call back from the Gong Show.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“William Montgomery is like a muscle clown because both suggest steroid-fueled chaos.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI look like the love child of Triple H and Carrot Top

punchlineafter a passionate night of hot, steamy steroids.