2024-12-17

Set 1 · Episode 696

Aya

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Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.48 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·7 beats·0.60 punch density·0.29 tag density

Watch Aya’s set

Skips to 7:16 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm in college. College is cool.

I like it because it's a time where you can learn things about yourself.

Like I recently found out that I'm asexual.

I'm asexual, so I'll sleep with any of my professors

for a good grade.

Except if they're women.

Mistrade student.

[Bit 2]

A lot of girls by age have sugar daddies.

I don't know, I couldn't do it. It doesn't seem right.

Like, my dad also has diabetes,

but I would never sell his insulin to pay rent.

I'm like too scared of reaching for one of the needles

and then it pokes me.

And now I have diabetes.

I can't afford diabetes.

$35 for a pair of socks.

No, thank you.

[Bit 3]

Now I'm broke.

I'm so broke the other day I Googled

how to make gas at home.

[Bit 4]

Step one is to control Afghanistan, so.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Discovering asexuality implies sexual disinterest, but reveals grade-chasing sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm in college. College is cool.

setupI like it because it's a time where you can learn things about yourself.

setupLike I recently found out that I'm asexual.

setupI'm asexual, so I'll sleep with any of my professors

punchlinefor a good grade.

tagExcept if they're women.