Set 4 · Episode 443
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·1.38 punch density·4.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Does anybody use Waze?
I feel like Waze is better than Google Maps.
Waze have you doing some stupid ass shit
to save time and traffic.
Like the other day,
Waze told me to go through a Chick-fil-A drive-through.
So I could save seven minutes on my route.
They were like, "Go through the drive-through,
"get a number one, no pickles.
"Well done on the fries.
"And the freeway will be clear
"by the time you get your limit."
- My pleasure.
- My pleasure.
[Bit 2]
But Waze does seem like it was an app
designed by black people
because that shit let you know where the police at.
Police, 1200 feet ahead.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Navigation shortcuts becomes so extreme that restaurants become part of the route.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupDoes anybody use Waze?
setupI feel like Waze is better than Google Maps.
setupWaze have you doing some stupid ass shit
setupto save time and traffic.
setupLike the other day,
punchlineWaze told me to go through a Chick-fil-A drive-through.
tagSo I could save seven minutes on my route.
tagThey were like, "Go through the drive-through,
tag"get a number one, no pickles.
tag"Well done on the fries.
tag"And the freeway will be clear
tag"by the time you get your limit."
tag- My pleasure.
tag- My pleasure.