David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 43:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I hate dating.

Pretty girls be acting up.

I used to rely on fat bitches, but

ever since Lizzo, these hoes got too much confidence.

All these fucking jiggly-horned bitches out of pocket, man.

That shit don't make no sense.

And they got the nerd to tell me they love me.

Bitch, you won't do no sit-up and no push-up.

How the fuck you love me?

[Bit 2]

I don't even know how Lizzo became

the spokesperson for fat bitches, man,

because don't nobody want Lizzo.

She the worst type of fat bitch.

A fat bitch with no titties.

That's the worst.

[Bit 3]

And then she got that big ass wide booty, man.

Little booty look like she been sitting

on a hibachi grill, that shit.

That shit is fucking horrible.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Plus-size dating becomes so extreme that confidence ruins the fallback option.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI hate dating.

setupPretty girls be acting up.

setupI used to rely on fat bitches, but

punchlineever since Lizzo, these hoes got too much confidence.

tagAll these fucking jiggly-horned bitches out of pocket, man.

tagThat shit don't make no sense.