William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Apparently three rappers were found dead

in the basement of a Michigan apartment building.

Okay, that's it, I'm not letting my son become a rapper.

[Bit 2]

Nothing gets my wiener prematurely ejaculating

like gentrifying Head Start centers.

[Bit 3]

A 319 million year old brain was discovered in England.

I had no idea Biden had been traveling in the UK.

[Bit 4]

And Tony, I actually went to a Chinese restaurant

and got a couple fortune cookies,

so I thought I would just maybe open up a couple

and see just what was on the fortune cookies.

Let's see.

Red band's so old, he only listens to porn on AM radio.

Okay, here's another one.

Let's see what this...

Red band's so lame he only eats gluten-free fortune cookies.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rap parenting could be dangerous.”

Joke Type

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setupApparently three rappers were found dead

setupin the basement of a Michigan apartment building.

punchlineOkay, that's it, I'm not letting my son become a rapper.