Michael Lehrer

RegularDisabledMan

Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:28:31 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I love being in a wheelchair,

'cause they put me at a sideline with a woman's ass.

[Bit 2]

I spend all day talking to lady butts.

They don't mind, they see my suffering.

They know it's community service.

[Bit 3]

if you can't afford things like a wheelchair equipment,

which means I sit on a dead man's squatty potty.

[Bit 4]

My hero is Magic Johnson.

He be that less so can I.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A wheelchair position could be access to socially acceptable butt conversations.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI love being in a wheelchair,

punchline'cause they put me at a sideline with a woman's ass.