Zeb Green

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Thought I was hard off tonight

by dressing the elephant in the room.

Hi, it's me, I'm the elephant, it's me.

I'm so fat that it's hard for me to find clothing choices.

Usually I have to go with curtains or back to the elephant.

This is full elephant belly right here, cover up my belly.

I'm so fat that even D-madness, sorry.

I'm so happy that D-madness even knew I was fat

I was walking up here because he felt the change in the seismic activity.

[Bit 2]

Just got to Austin and I'm really excited to chase my, excuse me,

really excited to chase my dream because it doesn't involve any actual running.

So that's good.

[Bit 3]

So, uh, even though I'm large and gargantuan,

y'all have to accept me because I'm part of the trans community,

part of the trans fat community. And as you all can see, I'm fully transitioned.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Dressing the elephant in the room" can mean addressing an obvious issue or clothing a huge body.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThought I was hard off tonight

setupby dressing the elephant in the room.

punchlineHi, it's me, I'm the elephant, it's me.