Zeb Green on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Zeb Green's sets
Zeb Green has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #598 (28 Feb 2023) and the latest on episode #659 (16 Apr 2024).
Zeb Green came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Zeb Green has performed for guest panels including David Spade, Dave Attell, Brian Moses and Thai Rivera.
Zeb Green averages 0.46 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 63% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Zeb Green follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Zeb Green's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #65916 Apr 2024
Let's start off in a good place though. I'm celebrating 20 years of marriage. I appreciate it. It's actually not that great. She's a really annoying bitch that's always
on my back. No, I'm not married to a woman. I'm married to chronic pain. I've been in
pain every day for the last 20 years with a spinal injury, so hip, hip, hooray, I guess.
Despite all the pain, maybe because of it, drugs aren't that effective. I used to take 180 milligrams of morphine every day. Never got me high. It kind of helped the pain. Most
Most of it for me was getting me super constipated, so it definitely wasn't the shit.
KT #59828 Feb 2023
Just got to Austin and I'm really excited to chase my, excuse me,
really excited to chase my dream because it doesn't involve any actual running.
So that's good.
So, uh, even though I'm large and gargantuan, y'all have to accept me because I'm part of the trans community,
part of the trans fat community. And as you all can see, I'm fully transitioned.