Ahren Belisle

Golden TicketManDisabled

Career avg·1.67 bits/set·4.17 beats/set·1.40 punch density·2.86 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·1.43 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:19:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Now I'm perfect.

And I can dunk.

I'm looking forward to jerking off with my left hand for a change.

I've wanted to be able to say something for a long time, and now I can.

No, I'm not the father.

My niggas.

Being black and disabled are oddly similar.

Really just lost one disability and gained another.

I used to be an inspiration.

Now I only inspire the police.

People used to yell at me asking to pet my dog.

Now they yell, "What up, dog?"

[Bit 2]

I still run slow as fuck.

Fooled ya.

I still run slow as fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Becoming able-bodied could be becoming perfect.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

punchlineNow I'm perfect.

tagAnd I can dunk.

tagI'm looking forward to jerking off with my left hand for a change.