Ari Matti

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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.60 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Yo yo, what's crack-a-lackin'? I was walking home shit-faced the other day. I was walking

home by Lady Bird Lake. The next day I get back to the club, the other comedians are

like, "Hey Ari, you don't do that. Because apparently there's a gay guy out there murdering

gay guys. Now I don't want to be homophobic but ain't no gay guy gonna get me.

You're not gonna catch me brother. Dude I have a fully heterosexual sprint dude.

Aerodynamic trauma field might be closeted.

You're not gonna catch me with a...

- Not gonna catch me with a skip.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A gay serial killer implies targeted danger, but reveals straight-running confidence.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYo yo, what's crack-a-lackin'? I was walking home shit-faced the other day. I was walking

setuphome by Lady Bird Lake. The next day I get back to the club, the other comedians are

setuplike, "Hey Ari, you don't do that. Because apparently there's a gay guy out there murdering

setupgay guys. Now I don't want to be homophobic but ain't no gay guy gonna get me.

punchlineYou're not gonna catch me brother. Dude I have a fully heterosexual sprint dude.