Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 12:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hanging out with women is great.

But energy drinks are better.

I mean they keep me out of trouble because you can't get a Red Bull pregnant.

[Bit 2]

I made up a pickup line.

Can I make you a Cowboys quarterback?

So I can make you choke when it matters?

[Bit 3]

My mom says I have stepdad energy.

You know, stepdad energy?

When you pay the phone bill, but you're not allowed in the group chat?

Stepdad energy?

When you dress like you waited at the mall massage chairs,

but all your family's spending your goddamn money?

Stepdad energy?

Where you raise a kid, they become a pro athlete?

Then their father comes out in real life?

[Bit 4]

I think I have more like specialty jungle energy.

Hold the pedophilia.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Energy drinks could be better partners than women.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupHanging out with women is great.

setupBut energy drinks are better.

punchlineI mean they keep me out of trouble because you can't get a Red Bull pregnant.