Enrique Chacon

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 44:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Anyways, man, I got an aggressive dog at home.

I got this motherfucker during COVID,

so I didn't have a chance to socialize him.

And now he wants to kill everybody, bro.

He talked about my brother the other day,

and I'm defending him against my family,

'cause he's my fucking fur baby, right?

But as I'm defending him, I'm realizing

that I started sounding like a school shooter's mom, y'all.

I'm sorry he hurt those people.

You just gotta get to know him.

He's a good boy.

[Bit 2]

I think it's fucked up that my dog has insurance and I don't.

Look how much I'm sweating.

Look at me. I need all the insurance I can get.

He has allstate just in case he kills somebody.

That's a grown Latino man.

All I have for insurance is a Virgin Mary candle...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“An unsocialized dog could be wanting to kill everybody.”

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setupAnyways, man, I got an aggressive dog at home.

setupI got this motherfucker during COVID,

setupso I didn't have a chance to socialize him.

punchlineAnd now he wants to kill everybody, bro.