Enrique Chacon on Kill Tony
6 sets·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density
About Enrique Chacon's sets
Enrique Chacon has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #658 (9 Apr 2024) and the latest on episode #761 (24 Mar 2026).
Enrique Chacon won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Enrique Chacon has performed for guest panels including Adam Ray, Kim Congdon, David Lucas and Cristina Mariani.
Enrique Chacon averages 0.38 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 50% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Enrique Chacon's punch density went from 0.83 in the first set to 0.30 in the latest.
On average Enrique Chacon follows each punchline with 0.66 tags.
Of the 27 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 9 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (6).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #761 | 24 Mar 2026 | Adam Ray, Kim Congdon | 4 | 0.30 | 0.75 |
| KT #723 | - | David Lucas, Cristina Mariani | 2 | 0.17 | 0.60 |
| KT #708 | 25 Feb 2025 | H. Foley, Kevin Ryan | 4 | 0.24 | 0.25 |
| KT #687 | 15 Oct 2024 | Joe Derosa, Chris Distefano | 2 | 0.58 | 0.83 |
| KT #676 | 13 Aug 2024 | Sam Morril, Chad Daniels | 4 | 0.17 | 0.00 |
| KT #658 | 9 Apr 2024 | Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Jim Norton | 2 | 0.83 | 1.50 |
Jokes from Enrique Chacon's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76124 Mar 2026
I heard that ICE is killing white people now, man. What's up with that? You're telling me I can't even hide
inside a Lulu lemon anymore?
- We have a beautiful moment, and suddenly they remember that their granddaddy wouldn't like him talking to me,
and that's the end of the conversation.
KT #723
My girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently for family planning, right? Turns out that shit cost $14,000, man.
I guess these egg prices really are high nowadays,
you know what I'm saying?
I could tell who's been shopping, dude.
-Like, bro, that sounds like the British battle rap
of Spanish, you know?
KT #70825 Feb 2025
That's why I tell everybody that I'm a trans, you know? Not the kind that chops your dick off. The kind that's really good at Rubik's Cube.
Yeah, I'm a translation, man.
I know I don't have any rights, but can I at least get the window seat and an extra foil blanket? I want to go back into my country looking
like an illegal Pop-Tart, you know?"
KT #68715 Oct 2024
at your shitty college campus and you're only tipping me 86 cents, I'm sorry, bro, but I would put my dick
in your fish sandwich, dude.
At that point, that ain't tartar sauce anymore.
That's tres leches now.
You wondering why the McDonald's taste so good this week? Where's this new recipe coming from? Oh, it's coming.
It's coming from south of the border, bitch.
KT #67613 Aug 2024
There's $15,000 in migrants at the border every single day. Well, actually, it's more like $14,999,
since I'm here right now.
razor blades, those big red balls from the show "Wipeout." I'm talking about if you wanna cross the border nowadays, bro, you can't just wanna be an American bitch.
You gotta be an American ninja warrior, dawg!
KT #6589 Apr 2024
Anyways, man, I got an aggressive dog at home. I got this motherfucker during COVID, so I didn't have a chance to socialize him.
And now he wants to kill everybody, bro.
I think it's fucked up that my dog has insurance and I don't.
Look how much I'm sweating.
Look at me. I need all the insurance I can get.