William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Backstage Tucker actually asked me

if I could tell some jokes in Russian.

Uh...

But seriously, Tucker, my family has always worshipped you.

It's awesome that you came down from heaven to do kilt-o.

[Bit 2]

Winona Judd is here.

Winona Judd once performed

during the Super Bowl halftime show.

Meanwhile, Red Band was a ring girl for battle bots.

Fucking pussy!

[Bit 3]

Biden recently had his State of the Union address

and said better things about Ukraine than the United States,

which actually makes sense because the United States

doesn't have a video of Hunter Biden fucking a dog.

I learned that one from you, Toku.

[Bit 4]

I'm gonna get in a time machine

and meet the first alcoholic.

At what point were they like,

somebody take the keys to his horse.

[Bit 5]

Last week, a Boeing whistleblower was found dead

in his car prior to testif--

Wait, did he work for Boeing or Hillary Clinton Airlines?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Tucker Carlson could be a heavenly figure.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupBackstage Tucker actually asked me

setupBut seriously, Tucker, my family has always worshipped you.

punchlineIt's awesome that you came down from heaven to do kilt-o.