William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Kamala Harris just signed with a major talent agency,

and in all honesty, I didn't realize blowing people

to further your career was considered a talent.

[Bit 2]

Harriet the Spy died?

Was she in too deep?

I heard she was asking too many questions.

[Bit 3]

Remember that show on VH1 called "Behind the Music"

and now in every episode the band was hotter than ever,

but offstage things were falling apart.

Have y'all seen a "Behind the Music" lately?

Yeah, who got the last laugh, VH1?

Fuck you, VH1! Fuck you!

[Bit 4]

Did y'all know Osama Bin Laden made a skate video?

Yeah, I listened to the audiobook. It's pretty decent.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"blowing people" can mean performing fellatio or impressing people.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupKamala Harris just signed with a major talent agency,

setupand in all honesty, I didn't realize blowing people

punchlineto further your career was considered a talent.