Fiona Cauley

Golden TicketWomanDisabled

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density

Watch Fiona Cauley’s set

Skips to 1:09:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, I did recently get engaged.

I really use the hell out of my make-a-wish.

I'm marrying John Cena.

[Bit 2]

Oh my god, no, my, my fiance, he is like a good bit older than me.

And the only like, okay, the only real difference I've noticed there is when I give him road

head. I guess all head I give is kind of road head. When I give him road head though, he

He will turn his hazards on.

Like, what the fuck?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting engaged could be a make-a-wish wish for a terminally ill person.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo, I did recently get engaged.

punchlineI really use the hell out of my make-a-wish.