Martin Phillips

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.70 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

And I was on the road and a lady D.N. me and she said, "Hey, I'll show you around town."

And my pussy I was dying like damn this city offers great tours

What a package deal

[Bit 2]

know I'm an advocate for smoking during pregnancy because those monsters are cool, too

And when you see him that stop kid, you're like,

"Hey, his parents are chill, you know?"

[Bit 3]

When I was a kid, the tooth fairy was coming,

so I put my grandfather's dentures

underneath my pillow with a note that said,

"Here's a full set.

Pay a bitch."

included the gums

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Show you around town" implies a city tour but reveals a sexual hookup.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAnd I was on the road and a lady D.N. me and she said, "Hey, I'll show you around town."

punchlineAnd my pussy I was dying like damn this city offers great tours

tagWhat a package deal