Patrick Callahan

Bucket PullManMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I don't know if you guys can tell, but I am a man.

I know, you thought I was a lunch lady, but.

[Bit 2]

I am a man, but I get called ma'am a lot.

I'll go to the drive-through, I'll order my food,

and they'll be like, okay,

can I get anything else for you ma'am?

I always panic a little bit.

I'm like, "No, no!"

Then I get up to the window.

They're looking at me all confused.

They're like, "I thought you were a lady."

I'm like, "Yeah. She's in the trunk."

[Bit 3]

I got here to Nashville yesterday,

and I smoked some weed.

Hell, yeah.

And I had the best meal of my entire life.

life

You guys ever tried bread

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Male comedian's appearance could be mistaken for a lunch lady.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI don't know if you guys can tell, but I am a man.

punchlineI know, you thought I was a lunch lady, but.