William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Nashville, the weirdest thing happened to me today.

I flew in on Delta, and we did not crash!

[Bit 2]

Virginia Giffrey, the girl Jeffrey Epstein gave to Prince Andrew to have sex with when she was 16,

got hit this week by a school bus going 80 miles per hour.

And my only question is, where in the hell did Hillary Clinton find a school bus that goes 80 miles per hour?

You know that bitch ain't fighting no school bus!

And you know Keanu Reeves was driving that motherfucker saying, "The bus can't go under

50 miles an hour!"

[Bit 3]

I don't know if anybody realizes this, but three out of the four coaches in the final

four are Jewish.

I mean first it's Hollywood, then the baking system.

Now this, what's next, the right to vote?

[Bit 4]

In response to the US tariffs, Canada is imposing large tariffs on dog food and flamethrowers,

which is bullshit because I'm gonna have to get a second job to pay for this shit.

You know I love feeding red beans my dog food.

She fucking crawls around like a dog on her hands and knees and she fucking eats it off

of my back dude and your mom can't get up there Red Bull okay that's my time

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Weird Delta story implies a punchline, but reveals only not crashing.”

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupNashville, the weirdest thing happened to me today.

punchlineI flew in on Delta, and we did not crash!