Ari Matti

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You ever look at a homeless person sitting on the

corner and think to yourself,

"Must be nice."

You know, just to be like, "Fuck it!"

Because if you're like a working-class asshole like us,

life keeps fucking me up my ass.

Every year I gotta make more room in my asshole

for the government to fit another one in there.

Inflation.

Rent, price of gas, what's happening in Gaza,

is Joe Biden a lizard?

And then you look at the homeless dudes

just chilling with the boys.

You don't give a fuck who's president.

You see some pretty lady go by,

you already know you're not gonna fuck her.

Might as well pull your dick out.

She runs, you laugh.

Get high fives from the boys.

'Cause what's gonna happen?

You're gonna call the police?

Officer?

- What are you gonna do now?

Take me in and give me a bet?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Homelessness could be an enviable freedom from working-class burdens.”

Joke Type

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setupYou ever look at a homeless person sitting on the

setupcorner and think to yourself,

punchline"Must be nice."

tagYou know, just to be like, "Fuck it!"