Set 9 · Episode 680
Ron White
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[Bit 1]
We go to see Kil Tony a lot in Austin.
And a couple weeks ago we went down to Mid-Seas,
which is the bar downstairs, and I was talking to a guy that I didn't know.
And I knew he was connected with our group somehow, but I didn't know how.
And later I was talking to a guy that I did know, and he told me the guy I was talking to earlier was gay.
And I didn't care if he was gay or not, I just couldn't believe he was gay.
He just didn't seem gay at all to me.
whatever the fuck that means I guess I don't have gaydar whatever I have paid
are so if you're selling pussy BING 100% accuracy 100% of the time one tranny but
that was on me I overlooked asked Jim Norton I talked to him about it you but
I guess I can't tell if someone's there now when I was like 20 years old I was
in a gas station bathroom and I let a gay guy blow me.
At least I think he was gay.
He seemed gay.
To me.
But I didn't call him out on it or anything.
I guess if you'd walked in the bathroom at that exact moment,
we would have both seemed gay.
But it was just him.
[Bit 2]
I think it'd be great to be a gay guy because here's why.
You like dick, right?
'Cause you're a gay guy and you have a dick, perfect, right?
I don't like dick at all,
but I can't keep my hands off of mine.
I like pussy, but I know if I had a pussy,
I would ruin it. I would. I'd go straight to the sex shop and buy everything I could
possibly cram into it every buzzer rabbit ear dildos the size of traffic cones.
Didn't you used to have a really nice pussy, Ron? I ruined it. Now it's where I
I keep my shoes.
I had my friend sew some snaps on my pussy lips
so I can snap them shut and keep my shoes
from falling out of my pussy.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“Getting a blowjob from a gay man could be appearing gay to observers.”
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setupWe go to see Kil Tony a lot in Austin.
setupAnd a couple weeks ago we went down to Mid-Seas,
setupwhich is the bar downstairs, and I was talking to a guy that I didn't know.
setupAnd I knew he was connected with our group somehow, but I didn't know how.
setupAnd later I was talking to a guy that I did know, and he told me the guy I was talking to earlier was gay.
setupAnd I didn't care if he was gay or not, I just couldn't believe he was gay.
setupHe just didn't seem gay at all to me.
setupI guess I can't tell if someone's there now when I was like 20 years old I was
setupin a gas station bathroom and I let a gay guy blow me.
setupAt least I think he was gay.
setupHe seemed gay.
setupTo me.
setupBut I didn't call him out on it or anything.
setupI guess if you'd walked in the bathroom at that exact moment,
punchlinewe would have both seemed gay.
tagBut it was just him.