Set 15 · Episode 680
William Montgomery
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[Bit 1]
I actually had to sleep in the rental car last night because when I walked into my hotel
room, y'all's governor, Kathy Hochul, was in there with four Venezuelan guys.
[Bit 2]
What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA?
NBA players don't peg me.
No Caitlin Clark ain't ever gonna stop singing shit in my blood.
[Bit 3]
And for the Olympic closing ceremony, France is going to raise Jesus from the dead just
so they can hang him again.
I wonder why France didn't involve the prophet Muhammad in the opening ceremonies.
[Bit 4]
- So nice to be here, Madison Square Gardens!
I've never been to Madison Square Gardens before, but I'm going to be honest, this is
one of the best venues.
I've never been to the gardens before, but it is beautiful in here.
Love Madison Square Gardens.
I mean, I've never been to a garden.
It's not Plural William, it's Madison Square Gardens.
There's no S at the end.
Madison Square Gardens.
That's what Red Band told me earlier.
It's fucking, wait, hold on.
I'm actually getting a call on my Bluetooth right now.
Let me answer this.
Hold on.
Okay, yeah, I can meet you at the Hampton Inn.
Red Band, it's actually your mom.
I'm actually talking to your mom right now
on my fucking Bluetooth.
That old slut loves fucking New York City.
[Bit 5]
I was at freaking, I was trading stocks today
down at Wall Street.
I've lost $60,000 in the recent stock market
thing that happened.
So yeah, I think I might move here.
I gotta start working on my stocks.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A hotel problem implies bad service, but reveals the governor with migrants.”
Joke Type
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setupI actually had to sleep in the rental car last night because when I walked into my hotel
punchlineroom, y'all's governor, Kathy Hochul, was in there with four Venezuelan guys.