Martin Phillips

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[Bit 1]

Growing up, I didn't have any Jewish friends.

Not on purpose, but uh, I was never a dinosaur apart from it.

But I think it's too late, you know, I think people would take notice that I

Pacificly hung out with 13 year old Jewish boys.

I'd say no, I just want to party with them.

I mean, I don't know, I just...

You can't be strolling a banger.

[Bit 2]

Circumstition started,

'cause God told Abraham to do it.

He also told him to kill his son,

and then he took it back as a test.

So maybe he waited too long to say something.

You know, he came back, he was like,

"Oh, by the way, you don't...

Oh, crap, you did it.

It looks great.

He told everyone to do it.

Get this thing now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Avoiding teenage religious friends could be avoiding predation suspicion.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupGrowing up, I didn't have any Jewish friends.

punchlineNot on purpose, but uh, I was never a dinosaur apart from it.