Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.80 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 6:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So China recently landed a rover on the moon.

So now there's fentanyl there.

[Bit 2]

You know, doctors, they're not allowed to say retard anymore.

They're gonna go up to the mother and say,

"Congratulations, sir."

Your child is gonna be a Kill Tony Golden Ticket winner.

[Bit 3]

A lot of women love drag shows, which I think is hilarious.

Drag is where men dress up and pretend to be women.

Can you imagine if there was a show where a woman

dressed and acted like a dude?

We would beat the fuck out of her.

[Bit 4]

A lot of people are worried about drag queens grooming children during story hour.

I am not worried because straight men still exist.

And we're undefeated, baby.

You got story hour, we got private islands and jets.

We're gonna molest the shit out of your kids.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A lunar landing implies scientific achievement, but reveals fentanyl distribution.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo China recently landed a rover on the moon.

punchlineSo now there's fentanyl there.