William Montgomery

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Last week in North Korea, flooding killed 4,000.

Kim Jong-un reacted to the floods by executing 30 government officials.

Apparently, Kim Jong-un was pissed that he wasn't the one who killed the 4,000 people.

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I remember when my mom got pregnant with my youngest brother,

and the rumor around town was that it wasn't actually hers.

hers. See, normally you would say like his. Okay, let's keep this moving. I was up in

[Bit 3]

Minnesota this weekend and I've got to say I'm so impressed with Kamala Harris running

mate and current governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. The guy is my hero. It's insane he not

only took out a Nazi bunker by himself during World War II, but he's also taking the Minnesota

Vikings to three straight Super Bowl wins. So I love Tim Walz. That is my time, Tony

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A dictator mourning flood deaths implies compassion, but reveals jealousy over the body count.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupLast week in North Korea, flooding killed 4,000.

setupKim Jong-un reacted to the floods by executing 30 government officials.

punchlineApparently, Kim Jong-un was pissed that he wasn't the one who killed the 4,000 people.