KILL TONY #584 - RYAN LONG + CHRIS FAGA
2022-11-22
Set 4 · Episode 584
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.47 punch density·1.33 tag density
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Skips to 49:42 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I don't fuck with girls that use words like...
"love bombing,"
"toxic masculinity,"
"the gaslighting,"
"or you rape me."
Like, what do you mean I raped you?
You never said no.
Like, "You gonna tell me you talking your sleep now, bitch?"
[Bit 2]
Girls are like, "I can't believe you raped me.
Like, I didn't rape you, bitch.
You were drunk and I took advantage of you.
There's a big difference."
[Bit 3]
Like, these kind of girls,
they just don't understand my love, man.
Like, they don't.
Like, you only said no two times.
Everybody knows rape is not to the third no.
Yeah.
It's like Beetlejuice.
Yeah.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A list of relationship buzzwords implies emotional intelligence complaints, but reveals a rape accusation.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI don't fuck with girls that use words like...
setup"love bombing,"
setup"toxic masculinity,"
setup"the gaslighting,"
punchline"or you rape me."
tagLike, what do you mean I raped you?
tagYou never said no.
tagLike, "You gonna tell me you talking your sleep now, bitch?"