
KILL TONY #584 - RYAN LONG + CHRIS FAGA
2022-11-22
Set 1 · Episode 584
Hans Kim
RegularAsianMan
Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.25 tag density
Watch Hans Kim’s set
Skips to 11:06 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So if you can tell, I ride a moped.
I love riding a moped.
Everyone's so happy to see me.
I think it's 'cause they think I'm there
to deliver Chinese food.
I got an Asian moped,
which is the equivalent of a white person's minivan.
I can fit my whole family on there.
White people are like, "Holy shit,
"they're sending the poor Asians now."
Rapists and the criminals and the drug dealers.
[Bit 2]
But yeah, recently Kyrie Irving
posted something anti-Semitic
and then he had to give the Jews money,
which I think is funny.
I apologize to the Jewish community.
I will give them what they love the most.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Asian man on a moped could be a food delivery driver to white observers.”
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setupSo if you can tell, I ride a moped.
setupI love riding a moped.
setupEveryone's so happy to see me.
setupI think it's 'cause they think I'm there
punchlineto deliver Chinese food.