2025-08-12

Set 2 · Episode 731

William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.25 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 1:50:50 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Austin, I'm so excited to announce to everybody,

I'm actually about to start auditioning

for my first feature length film,

The guy seems super nice.

He actually sent the script to my father back in Memphis,

which was weird as shit.

It's like, how do you even get his fucking address?

[Bit 2]

Ozzy Osbourne died 30 years ago.

I'm doing my first intervention tomorrow

and I've got a ton of anxiety because I just don't know,

I don't know what to wear.

[Bit 3]

If you don't want me to join a cult,

quit wearing all those groovy clothes

in your propaganda videos, and we get free juice,

sign me the fuck up.

Free love, no taxes, VIP access to a spaceship

heading to heaven, and I get to wear the most stylish fits,

Presbyterian Church, see yo ass down.

Ask it for that 10% tithe, shit, my coat keeps it.

God damn it, I'm gonna set it for you.

Presbyterian Church, see yo ass down.

Ask it for that 10% tithe, shit, my coat wants 100%

of my assets and they're gonna keep it 100.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A film audition implies career progress, but reveals suspicious family contact.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Austin, I'm so excited to announce to everybody,

setupI'm actually about to start auditioning

setupfor my first feature length film,

setupThe guy seems super nice.

setupHe actually sent the script to my father back in Memphis,

punchlinewhich was weird as shit.

tagIt's like, how do you even get his fucking address?