Tim Hill

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.56 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Good. So I dated a little person.

Yeah, give it up for me. I'm a hero, everybody.

I dated a little person, okay?

LGBTQ is not inclusive enough, all right?

Pitching M in there.

'Cause my life's difficult, okay?

I already look like this. I live in a van.

I can't date someone this tall.

That's--it looks like a crime for me to date someone this tall.

I can't be like, "No, I'm driving her to college,

I promise.

[Bit 2]

But she had, like, a super small pussy.

And, uh...

Like, I'm not bragging.

Like, "Oh, she was so tight."

Problematically tight pussy.

It's like a square peg in a round hole, you know?

It's like she's got something wrong with her

called vagicosis, I think is how you say it.

And it's just the medical term for fucking tight.

And like our sex life could have best been described as like,

you know what like Chinese finger traps are, right?

Like, wonderful. Thank you guys so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dating a little person could be heroic inclusivity.”

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setupGood. So I dated a little person.

punchlineYeah, give it up for me. I'm a hero, everybody.