Set 1 · Episode 709

Hans Kim

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 9:35 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm glad the election is over.
That shit was horrible.
Now the -- now the only campaign I have to worry about
is trying to understand what Cam Patterson is saying to me.

[Bit 2]

You know, I can't wait for the grocery store prices
as soon as we're done kicking out all the people
that grow our groceries for us.
Thank you, Latinos, for coming after your protest tonight.

[Bit 3]

I don't get why Trump blames immigrants so much.
How are they to blame? They just got here.
They had no time to fuck anything up.
These people who have been here a while,
maybe they're the problem, huh?
Well, maybe they're the problem, huh?
These fucking Native Americans.
They had their turn.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

An ended election implies campaigns are over, but reveals campaigning to understand speech.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm glad the election is over.
setupThat shit was horrible.
setupNow the -- now the only campaign I have to worry about
punchlineis trying to understand what Cam Patterson is saying to me.
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