Sharon Ruth Hensley

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.00 tag density

Watch Sharon Ruth Hensley’s set

Skips to 47:07 in the episode

[Bit 1]

and I am deeply disappointed

that I have aged out of being a sugar baby.

[Bit 2]

Had I known all the ways life

was not gonna work out for me,

I'd have been cool with being kept.

Now, all the men who can afford me want teenagers,

which is super stupid.

I passed the Perry part of menopause a while ago.

You're not going to knock me up.

I can't sue you for child support.

I will understand your '80s references

because I was alive then.

But that's OK.

Keep playing in the kiddie pool.

[Bit 3]

Did y'all know there's a bunch of dudes out there

paying big bucks for sweaty socks?

I wear a nine and a half and have hyperhidrosis.

Someone should have told me sooner.

I'm gonna be able to keep myself.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Aging out of sugar dating is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupand I am deeply disappointed

punchlinethat I have aged out of being a sugar baby.