2023-02-07
Set 6 · Episode 595
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·1.67 tag density
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Skips to 52:04 in the episode
[Bit 1]
White women think it's fucked now, man.
That shit crazy.
They got ass and titties.
I'm glad y'all weren't built like that in the '50s.
Or that would have been way more Emmett Tills.
Every nigga would've went to and got hung
for whistling at a white woman.
Look at all that ass on that bitch, goddamn.
[Bit 2]
I'm tired of white girls being woke,
pretending that they're black.
I went to this BLM march and I was the only nigga there.
It was a whole bunch of white girls saying,
"They fill my pants."
It's like, "Bitch, really?
Do you know what it feels like to go in the store
and have somebody follow you,
thinking that you're stealing?"
Oh, yeah, you do.
If that was the case, you wouldn't have called the cops
when I followed your ass home.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“white women having curvy bodies implies admiration, but reveals a higher historical lynching count.”
Joke Type
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setupWhite women think it's fucked now, man.
setupThat shit crazy.
setupThey got ass and titties.
setupI'm glad y'all weren't built like that in the '50s.
punchlineOr that would have been way more Emmett Tills.
tagEvery nigga would've went to and got hung
tagfor whistling at a white woman.
tagLook at all that ass on that bitch, goddamn.