Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 6:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm a skinny boy.

Skinny boys unite and huddle together for warmth.

I'm so skinny that when I'm spooning a black chick,

I can only cover one cheek at a time.

[Bit 2]

I love dating black women

'cause I know there's at least one black man in her life

that doesn't wanna be any part of her life.

[Bit 3]

Um, but yeah, love, uh, how liberals are so dumb nowadays.

What a bunch of idiots they are.

Uh, love how liberals would be like,

"I'm not homophobic.

I don't even care what goes on in the privacy of your own home.

Why is that a requirement to not be homophobic?

I can't be curious."

[Bit 4]

Like, does the bottom wear a condom

just in case he doesn't want to get the sheets dirty?

[Bit 5]

Does the bottom stay hard during the whole relationship

or is it like an orca's fin in captivity?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“being skinny implies full coverage, but reveals only partial coverage.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm a skinny boy.

setupSkinny boys unite and huddle together for warmth.

setupI'm so skinny that when I'm spooning a black chick,

punchlineI can only cover one cheek at a time.