Cristina Mariani

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Watch Cristina Mariani's Kill Tony episode 530 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.25 bits/set·2.75 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.54 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density

- Hi.

[Bit 1]

I've been having a hard time dating.

Well at least getting laid's a little bit easier, you know.

Yeah, I've been trying some pickup lines.

When I go out, I've been trying some pickup lines.

So far, the one that's gotten me the most action

has been no.

[Bit 2]

Usually that works, but you know,

when it doesn't, I'll go home

and I have to turn to the internet

for some material to help me get off.

Yeah, I'm really into shower stuff.

I think shower stuff's pretty hot.

But Portinhub has been getting real stingy with those Holocaust videos.

I guess I'm like a sucker for a guy in uniform or whatever.

Well, let's be honest.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupI've been having a hard time dating.

punchlineWell at least getting laid's a little bit easier, you know.