Cristina Mariani on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.25 bits/set·2.75 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.54 tag density
About Cristina Mariani's sets
Cristina Mariani has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #517 (10 Aug 2021) and the latest on episode #701 (21 Jan 2025).
Cristina Mariani came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Cristina Mariani has performed for guest panels including Andrew Dice Clay, Ryan Long, Chris Faga and Justin Martindale.
Cristina Mariani averages 0.38 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 51% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Cristina Mariani's punch density went from 0.25 in the first set to 0.43 in the latest.
On average Cristina Mariani follows each punchline with 0.54 tags.
Of the 11 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Cristina Mariani's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70121 Jan 2025
- I love Asian men. I do, all my ex-boyfriends have been Asian,
so technically I'm still a virgin.
so it's internalized, which makes sense. I was walking home, it was late at night, and this black guy walks towards me.
And instinctively, I grabbed my purse, even though logically, I know he's not for sale.
He did steal my wallet though.
KT #58422 Nov 2022
with and but I was nervous so I asked my friend for advice. I go so what should I do you know in bed during a one-night stand and she just looks at me and she's She's like, "What do you mean you're a girl?
Just starfish."
I was like, "All right, huh?
Sounds exotic.
And he's like, he's like into it, right? He's like, oh, this is hot. And I'm like.
- No, this is Patrick.
KT #5309 Nov 2021
I've been having a hard time dating.
Well at least getting laid's a little bit easier, you know.
Yeah, I've been trying some pickup lines. When I go out, I've been trying some pickup lines. So far, the one that's gotten me the most action
has been no.
KT #51710 Aug 2021
I've been going out with the guys that I live with. And I realized that figuring out what works on women is easy.
What's tricky is the dosage.
So I left and I haven't called him again. I won't even give him a chance to explain. I figured what's the point.
I'm never gonna be as skinny as a 10-year-old.