David Jolly

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Watch David Jolly's Kill Tony episode 766 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.73 tag density·8 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density

How y'all doing tonight?

[Bit 1]

White people in Puerto Rico!

Hell yeah, man.

[Bit 2]

Life been going good.

I've been on the road and shit, you know?

But most of my homeboys my age, all them boys

been going through like a midlife crisis.

My homeboy Johnny called me the other day,

and he was like, hey, Dave, I'm about to start streaming.

I said, streaming?

Man, I hung the phone up.

Somebody want to see no old nigga twitch.

5.30 AM, chat.

Taking my blood pressure medicine.

So I pass out at work again.

[Bit 3]

There's only one type of people I want to see streamed,

and that's crackheads.

I pay top dollar to watch a crackhead stream.

3.30 AM, just sucked my ninth digger today.

But I heard America gets to work.

They doin' all kind of crackhead shit in the camera.

I'm about to take this full-size Washington dryer

nine miles away on a 10-speed bicycle.

Yeah, yeah, thank God, that's been a bunch of fun, man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchlineWhite people in Puerto Rico!