Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 665 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.20 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- Dating apps are tough for me when I have a head injury.

I swear to God, it is hard to convince someone

when you look like Sloth from the Goonies

that you are not going to kidnap them and 140 characters are less. I had this girl

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her name was Ryland she was a good girl. I loved her. She said, "Drew you need some hose in your life.

Let me take over your dating app profile and I got you." I came in I went, "Oh this is

going to be romantic. There's going to be no matches and she's going to be like, "You're

the match for me and I'm going to get a girlfriend, guys." And then she came in, she goes, we

led her, she's like, "I got the soft wing. I opened up my dating apps and it looks like

a special needs bus. There was a girl with a colostomy bag. There was a girl with a wheelchair.

I want to paralyze you! I don't want you to be paralyzed already!

Alright, that's been my test, thank you!

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setup- Dating apps are tough for me when I have a head injury.

setupI swear to God, it is hard to convince someone

setupwhen you look like Sloth from the Goonies

punchlinethat you are not going to kidnap them and 140 characters are less. I had this girl