Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 665 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.42 punch density·0.60 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, that's why I get all the bitches.

[Bit 2]

And Yu-Gi-Oh is so strange,

'cause you could like do cocaine in the bathroom

And then you go see two people on the roof

and they'll fight over fire board.

What the hell is that?

When you're traveling, it always ends up about sex.

[Bit 3]

And my grandmother taught me two things about sex.

The first thing is, if the blow job sounds

like a washing machine, you're doing it wrong.

My washing machine was broke.

So I thought it should have sounded like

And if you're gonna learn how to donkey punch a bitch,

you better learn how to hit medium.

I was in the back of a Ford Focus,

and she said, "Let's try this."

And I hit that ho, and she goes,

"Hit it with your chest, motherfucker!"

And I hit that hole like I was a UFC fighter,

and it knocked her out like a window skipper.

You're like, "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah."

Here I am stuck thinking I'm going to prison.

Here I am stuck thinking I'm going to prison,

and then I look, and the bitch has smelling salt

in the cup hole there.

She lied!

Thank y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchline- I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, that's why I get all the bitches.