2023-02-07
Set 11 · Episode 595
William Montgomery
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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
In Prince Harry's new book,
he described Elvis Presley's home Graceland as a dump.
"Prince Harry, I'm actually from Memphis,
"so don't be talking shit about Graceland,
"you ginger piece of shit."
Ironically, Elvis started his life at the very bottom
and worked his way to the very top,
and Prince Harry worked his, God damn it!
Ah!
This microphone smells like shit.
I don't know whose mouth.
Ironically, Elvis started his life at the very bottom
and worked his way to the very top.
And Prince Harry started his life at the very top
and worked his way to the very bottom.
You fucking British piece of shit!
[Bit 2]
Prince Harry literally describes Elvis Presley's house
Memphis as, and I quote, "a Badger's Den." News flash, Prince Harry, but Badger
Dens are nice. I actually use the Badger Den app every weekend and I
booked some Badger Dens. So they're called a set. Oh, what's that, Prince Harry?
You didn't know a Badger's Den is actually called a set? Well, I learned
that in Memphis, Tennessee,
home of the king of rock and roll,
something you'll never be.
[Bit 3]
You want the good news or the bad news?
Okay, the bad news.
The bad news is Prince Harry
called Elvis Presley's home in Memphis a dump.
The good news, Elvis is still banging his mom in heaven.
Fucking ginger piece of shit!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Elvis and Prince Harry both started opposite and yet ended at opposite extremes of social standing.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setupIn Prince Harry's new book,
setuphe described Elvis Presley's home Graceland as a dump.
setup"Prince Harry, I'm actually from Memphis,
setup"so don't be talking shit about Graceland,
setupIronically, Elvis started his life at the very bottom
setupand worked his way to the very top.
setupAnd Prince Harry started his life at the very top
punchlineand worked his way to the very bottom.
tagYou fucking British piece of shit!