2021-05-25

Set 5 · Episode 506

David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 52:54 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, I think women are a little stupid.

Because y'all really think giving us

the silent treatment is punishment.

It's like, bitch, I enjoy that shit.

You should give me the silent treatment more often.

Maybe this relationship will work.

It's like, how did you think you were punishing me

by being quiet?

"I ain't gotta hear about your shitty ass day."

[Bit 2]

Slaves used to work from sun up to sun down.

That shit was crazy to me.

Do y'all think they was happy as hell come daylight savings?

Like, "Hey man, the sun go down next week at five o'clock.

"You sure about that?"

Like, yeah, that's what both said.

Like, if I was a slave owner,

I would've confused the fuck out of slaves.

I would've had blackout curtains in my slave quarters.

Them niggas will never know what time it is.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Silent treatment implies punishment, but reveals a welcome break from talking.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, I think women are a little stupid.

setupBecause y'all really think giving us

setupthe silent treatment is punishment.

punchlineIt's like, bitch, I enjoy that shit.

tagYou should give me the silent treatment more often.

tagMaybe this relationship will work.

setupIt's like, how did you think you were punishing me

setupby being quiet?

punchline"I ain't gotta hear about your shitty ass day."